Pitch fees from £3495! AKA: Horace This three-bedroom beauty is ready to steal your heart (and your weekends) with space for up to eight guests – because Horace believes good times are best shared. Loves:Lazy mornings, home-cooked feasts, and lakeside adventures. Best feature:A bright and airy open-plan space – perfect for entertaining. Can cook: Oh yes! Horace’s sleek kitchen is prepped and ready for your culinary masterpieces. Sleeping arrangements: One heavenly double, two practical twins, and a sneaky pull-out bed for extra guests. Spa vibes: A stylish, spacious bathroom with calming tones for total relaxation. Horace ticks all the boxes for the perfect escape.