No pitch fees to pay until 2026! AKA: Cleo Sophisticated, stylish, and just a little bit fancy Handy entrance lobby – ready for muddy boots and sandy paws Open-plan living – flooded with light, perfect for lounging like royalty Plush furnishings – for ultimate relaxation (or dramatic flops after a long day) Feature fireplace – keeping it cosy when the British weather does its thing Fully loaded kitchen – washer, dryer, dishwasher… because housework doesn't belong on holiday Stand-alone dining table – ideal for dinner parties or just showing off your takeaway Master bedroom with en-suite – for that VIP treatment every night Twin room with storage – because no one likes living out of a suitcase Looking for a lodge that’s got luxury, laughs, and loads of charm? Cleo’s got you covered!